The Universal Apology

I am sorry.

I am sorry that things didn’t quite go the way that you expected, for this I am sorry.

I am sorry that you can not breathe better than you did yesterday.

I am sorry that no one called you this morning to say good morning, for this I am sorry.

I am sorry that you can only see out of one eye.

I am sorry that your friend passed away and no one feels your pain, for this I am sorry.

I am sorry that love found you very late in life.

I am sorry that the girl you fell in love with did not love you back, for this I am sorry.

I am sorry that you will never have enough money in the bank.

I am sorry that you are older now and your bones seem to ache a little more than yesterday.

I am sorry that your hair is thinning out and you have more grey hair, I am sorry.

I am sorry that your children did not get to eat breakfast before going to school.

I am sorry that the hate you have for your neighbor is making you smile less each day.

I am sorry that you created a lifestyle that suits you best.

I am sorry that no one is listening to you when you are attempting to convert their beliefs.

I am sorry that the people you have learned to love will not stop eating meat.

I am sorry that no one liked your facebook post today or yesterday, I am sorry.

I am sorry that what you ordered on Amazon is not what arrived today.

I am sorry that you dropped your phone while grocery shopping.

I am sorry that the job you thought you landed chose someone else for the position.

I am sorry that you have one less use of a limb today than you had yesterday.

I am sorry that your smile isn’t as bright as the person standing next to you.

I am sorry that you believe every human is a racist against other humans.

I am sorry that the home you purchased last year got burned down, I am sorry.

I am sorry that the tornado that destroyed your hometown is in ruins.

I am sorry that the rent is too high for what you can afford.

I am sorry that when you fill up your car with gas that someone, somewhere is getting rich.

I am sorry that we can not agree to disagree.

I am sorry that the birds woke you up this morning.

I am sorry that the dog keeps barking throughout the night.

I am sorry that your birthday arrived and no one wished you happy birthday.

I am sorry that you have liver damage from the many years of drinking alcohol. I am sorry.

I am sorry that the news did not report that you received good grades on your report card.

I am sorry that it decided to rain today instead of the sun shining.

I am sorry that your friend died in a motorcycle accident.

I am sorry that you do not get along with your neighbor.

I am sorry that you did not win the lottery last night.

I am sorry for cancer that has made its way into your colon.

I am sorry that your husband was wrongfully accused of rape.

I am sorry that you feel that you are not perfect or good enough for you.

I am sorry that the trip that you had planned was interrupted by bad weather.

I am sorry that the beer you drank all those years has caused diabetes.

I am sorry that you feel a certain way towards another person's religious beliefs.

I am sorry that you spend more money than you create.

I am sorry that someone broke into your home and took something that did not belong to them.

I am sorry for the death of your cat.

I am sorry that you injured yourself in a car accident 2 weeks ago and no one knew.

I am sorry that your tooth chipped as you bit down on that sandwich this morning.

I am sorry that you were not born a dancer.

I am sorry that the ozone layer is being depleted.

I am sorry that the actor did not portray the character in the movie the way that you wanted.

I am sorry for the passing of your loved one.

I am sorry that you feel your body is aching more than usual.

I am sorry that your girlfriend left you for another man.

I am sorry that love is not in your heart.

I am sorry that you look older than you are.

I am sorry that you do not have a passport.

I am sorry that you are not in your child’s life.

I am sorry that money doesn’t grow on trees.

I am sorry that the television is so distractive.

I am sorry that you are too young to work legally.

I am sorry that your period feels like the worst thing you have ever experienced.

I am sorry that your hair isn’t straight.

I am sorry that the job you ask for isn’t the job you wanted.

I am sorry that it gets dark too soon.

I am sorry that you will need new teeth.

I am sorry that your doctor isn’t qualified to prescribe natural drugs to you.

I am sorry that a spider bit you on the booty last night.

I am sorry that you couldn’t remember what you dreamed about last night.

I am sorry that you believe reality shows are real life.

I am sorry that you listened to rap music for the past 20 years.

I am sorry you had a black president with a black wife and 2 black kids with a black dog.

I am sorry you do not have your own cooking show.

I am sorry that your song did reach the top 10 songs of the year.

I am sorry that it wasn’t you that won a Grammy.

I am sorry for all the lies you have told over the years.

I am sorry that there is homelessness.

I am sorry that there are men who have no honor.

I am sorry that your son joined a gang.

I am sorry that gangs exist.

I am sorry that you are sexually confused.

I am sorry that the actors are really good at their roles.

I am sorry that you are feeling more negative this morning than yesterday.

I am sorry that your friend is locked away for life.

I am sorry that your dog is sick and it’s gonna cost you more money to save him.

I am sorry that you are angry no matter how many happy days you have had on earth.

I am sorry for the confusion you are having in your life.

I am sorry that your views do not resonate with 7.9 billion humans on the planet

I am sorry that everyone is not vegan.

I am sorry that you are angry every time your alarm goes off.

I am sorry that life has not been a box of chocolate.

I am sorry for corruption.

I am sorry that humans sold other humans.

I am sorry that humans are fighting over land that belongs to the Earth.

I am sorry you can not drink milk.

I am sorry that almond milk doesn’t taste like regular milk.

I am sorry that your beard caught on fire last week.

I am sorry that birds pooped on your car right after you washed it.

I am sorry that you are being let go from your job today.

I am sorry that you are the skin color that you have come to hate.

I am sorry that your friend has moved away to another country.

I am sorry. I am sorry. We are sorry. They are sorry. Why so sorry?

We are sorry ...We are truly sorry about your visit and experience on Earth and that it has not been as accommodating as you expected. Upon your return HOME, we will discuss how much of an impact and a contribution that you made to society and the difference that you made in your community, the planet, to the Universe. We anxiously await your return. We hope that the rest of your life on Earth will be full of joy, smiles and the love that you brought upon the day you arrived on Earth….upon the day you were born.

We are sorry that today is your birthdate.

We are sorry that tomorrow is your last day on Earth.

We are not are sorry for your return Home.

We are not sorry that you have more lives to live.

We are not sorry that you must return back to the Earth one more time.

4.27.2019 © Written by Mr. Patrick Anderson - Guided & Inspired by The Universe

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